Cuntchocula 

When a man serendipitously takes a small poop in a womans vagina, then proceeds to eat it out of the box with a spoon.

I wanted to see if my girlfriend was down for a Cuntchocula, but all the spoons where in the dish washer.

"The best part about a Cuntchocula is the prize is already inside."

- My Girlfriend

Cuntchocula by Yahyah May 25, 2014

cunt chocula 

A black girl that is acting like a cunt.

"Tell Cunt Chocula to go take her nappy head over there"

cunt chocula by Go bite a nipple October 23, 2007

countchoculitis

The disease with symptoms of horribly drawn on upside-down "V" eyebrows in black eye pencil. Normally worn by older women who thinks this is the "style" and "looks good". Typically Hispanic women are the carriers of this disease, but has also been known to strike Italian women as well.

Have you seen Flo lately and her eyebrows? I heard she has been diagnosed with countchoculitis!

countchoculitis by hotincleveland August 22, 2011

countchocula

A cereal in which combines two General Mills cereal into one.
A) Being the Chocolety goodness of Coccoa Pebbles
B) Being the Marshmallows of Lucky Charms
After consuming this cereal the consumer may feel a sudden energetic burst inside of them from the intense suger action found within the cereal.

After eathing CountChocula, I fuckin went ballistic on my Brother

countchocula by CountChocula April 1, 2005

Cunt Chocula 

Eating at the “Y” and getting a shart meal.

I was pleasuring my girlfriend when she decided to break out the cunt chocula.

Cunt Chocula by Resin Pimp November 4, 2021