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Cunnilumpkin
A variation of the blumpkin where a woman receives cunnilingus while she is defocating. This can be intentional or accidental.
Note: For bonus points and so both parties walk away a winner, the cunnilingor can position their own body during a cunnilumpkin to get Hot-Karl on the pecs.
Note: For bonus points and so both parties walk away a winner, the cunnilingor can position their own body during a cunnilumpkin to get Hot-Karl on the pecs.
Intentional: Busy Linda preferred the cunnilumpkin to regular oral sex since it accomplished two things at once....just as long as they did it at the bus station so she could just leave her shit smeared all over the seat cushions.
Accidental: Ed was really doing a good job down there and Eva was starting to peak at her orgasm. Ed had all he could do to keep her from squirming off the bed so he squeezed her hips tighter, and thats when it happened. The uninvited cunnilumpkin had ruined the sheets and both of their evening plans.
Accidental: Ed was really doing a good job down there and Eva was starting to peak at her orgasm. Ed had all he could do to keep her from squirming off the bed so he squeezed her hips tighter, and thats when it happened. The uninvited cunnilumpkin had ruined the sheets and both of their evening plans.
Cunnilumpkin by A Child Without an Eye October 29, 2004
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Reverse Cunnilumpkin
A variation of the cunnilumpkin where a woman receives cunnilingus while the cunnilinguist is defecating. This can be intentional or accidental.
Also see blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, and the inherently messy double dumpkin.
For the rarest variation of all time, see cunnilumpkin decker.
Also see blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, and the inherently messy double dumpkin.
For the rarest variation of all time, see cunnilumpkin decker.
Intentional: For those rare women who find the smell of their lover's feces erotic, the reverse cunnilumpkin is the most exciting way to receive oral sex.
Accidental: My girlfriend loves it when I go down on her and chow box, and sometimes she can be so pushy about it. The other day I needed to crap so bad, but she told me to shut up and suck her vulva. Just as she was about to climax, I lost control of my bowels and dropped the whole load in my pants. It was a perfectly timed reverse cunnilumpkin, although I could have done without all the shit in my favorite khakis.
Accidental: My girlfriend loves it when I go down on her and chow box, and sometimes she can be so pushy about it. The other day I needed to crap so bad, but she told me to shut up and suck her vulva. Just as she was about to climax, I lost control of my bowels and dropped the whole load in my pants. It was a perfectly timed reverse cunnilumpkin, although I could have done without all the shit in my favorite khakis.
Reverse Cunnilumpkin by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004
Cunnilumpkin Decker
A variation of the cunnilumpkin in which a woman receives cunnilingus while she deposits feces into the upper tank of a toilet. This is the female version of the blumpkin decker, and is far more difficult.
A combination of the cunnilumpkin and an upper decker.
A combination of the cunnilumpkin and an upper decker.
The hostess of the luncheon offended Mary and in turn embarrased her husband, so the two of them snuck off to the master bathroom did a shameless cunnilumpkin decker.
Cunnilumpkin Decker by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004
Cunniloiterer
Monica: How was your third date with Dave?
Susie: Not so good. Turns out he's a cunniloiterer. I felt like a wet nurse.
Susie: Not so good. Turns out he's a cunniloiterer. I felt like a wet nurse.
Cunniloiterer by disposable22 February 13, 2007
Cunnilexpert
An expert at cunnilingus. Usually an older lesbian but can be a guy who asks a lady if she likes what he's doing every five second.
Woman 1: Your legs are still shaking, are you alright?
Woman 2: *between heavy breaths* Yeah, I'm just recovering from last night. Triston is a cunnilexpert!"
Woman 2: *between heavy breaths* Yeah, I'm just recovering from last night. Triston is a cunnilexpert!"
Cunnilexpert by miltonim January 19, 2018
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cunnilipus by The BOP February 27, 2014
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