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cumspection 

the act of checking yourself for semen stains before talking to someone.
jeb: "howd the cumspection turn out"
george: "positive, man, ill go back in a sec to ask her out. I got some scrubbin to do right now"

bill: "i forgot to cumspect before talkin to her, and she totally saw what i did last night"
cumspection by EeNnZzOo September 18, 2007

Cumnection 

The act of being so in sync with your partner that you cum at the same time.
It was beautiful, we cum same time. We had a real cumnection.
Cumnection by MD girl 5 March 13, 2017

convection oven 

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over
George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.
convection oven by kreinke June 22, 2009

dutch convection oven 

To do this you must be the driver, and have power windows and window locks. Roll up all of the windows and lock them. Fart as much as you possibly can then turn the heat on and put it on recircle not fresh. You now have a dutch convection oven.
Five people are in the car and you are driving. Driver Rolls up windows turns heat on recircle and yells, DUTCH CONVECTION OVEN!
dutch convection oven by Zach Walker September 3, 2006

cumcoction 

Any drink or beverage with cum as an ingredient. (i.e. coke with cum, jagermeister with cum, kool-aid with cum, orange juice with cum, vodka with cum, 7up with cum, mocha frap with cum, water with cum, boba with cum, hot cocoa with cum, cum with cum)
"Oh no! Your cumcoction spilled all over my face! Sooooo sticky."
cumcoction by biqboiz November 14, 2016

Cumception 

Cumming while in the act of masturbating to porn that you have made of yourself, probably because you have such a obsession with yourself / severe daddy issues
Alicia: I had a serious Cumception session last night, stuck some porn on but it didn’t do it for me, so I pulled some home videos out yaknow?
Cumception by Howdoidjent April 18, 2019
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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