Cumvection

When the heat of the penis enters the vagina.

The girl felt the cumvection in her vagina.

by SawyerAndSawyer January 12, 2017

cumspection

the act of checking yourself for semen stains before talking to someone.

jeb: "howd the cumspection turn out"
george: "positive, man, ill go back in a sec to ask her out. I got some scrubbin to do right now"

bill: "i forgot to cumspect before talkin to her, and she totally saw what i did last night"

by EeNnZzOo September 18, 2007

Cumnection

The act of being so in sync with your partner that you cum at the same time.

It was beautiful, we cum same time. We had a real cumnection.

by MD girl 5 March 13, 2017

convection oven

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over

George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.

by kreinke June 22, 2009

dutch convection oven

To do this you must be the driver, and have power windows and window locks. Roll up all of the windows and lock them. Fart as much as you possibly can then turn the heat on and put it on recircle not fresh. You now have a dutch convection oven.

Five people are in the car and you are driving. Driver Rolls up windows turns heat on recircle and yells, DUTCH CONVECTION OVEN!

by Zach Walker September 3, 2006

cumcoction

Any drink or beverage with cum as an ingredient. (i.e. coke with cum, jagermeister with cum, kool-aid with cum, orange juice with cum, vodka with cum, 7up with cum, mocha frap with cum, water with cum, boba with cum, hot cocoa with cum, cum with cum)

"Oh no! Your cumcoction spilled all over my face! Sooooo sticky."

by biqboiz November 14, 2016

Cumception

Cumming while in the act of masturbating to porn that you have made of yourself, probably because you have such a obsession with yourself / severe daddy issues

Alicia: I had a serious Cumception session last night, stuck some porn on but it didn’t do it for me, so I pulled some home videos out yaknow?

by Howdoidjent April 18, 2019