Cumception 

Cumming while in the act of masturbating to porn that you have made of yourself, probably because you have such a obsession with yourself / severe daddy issues

Alicia: I had a serious Cumception session last night, stuck some porn on but it didn’t do it for me, so I pulled some home videos out yaknow?

Cumception by Howdoidjent April 18, 2019

Cumception 

A Cumception is when you cum inside of girls mouth,ass,pussy,and then on her. Not in that particular!

I just gave my girl a CUMCEPTION!!!!!!

Cumception by The Pimp King November 23, 2021

Cumception 

/𝘬ə𝘮ˈ𝘴𝘦𝘱𝘚𝘏(ə)𝘯/

n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax

He was determined to make me come I thought I was going to have to pee the bed and say I squirted, but as I was about to pee I had a cumception right before he busted.

Cumception by Hogan Torah October 23, 2020

Cumception 

Fucking a girl. and cumming inside of her pussy,mouth,ass as well as on top of her. not in that particular order!

I just gave Ella a Cumception.

Cumception by The Pimp King November 22, 2021

Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception 

A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama

Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.

Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception by Stoney69 May 16, 2019

napa valley conception 

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.

Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.

napa valley conception by Opie Post December 25, 2013

Conception Balm 

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.

The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.

Conception Balm by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016