cumspection 

the act of checking yourself for semen stains before talking to someone.

jeb: "howd the cumspection turn out"
george: "positive, man, ill go back in a sec to ask her out. I got some scrubbin to do right now"

bill: "i forgot to cumspect before talkin to her, and she totally saw what i did last night"

cumspection by EeNnZzOo September 18, 2007

Cumnection 

The act of being so in sync with your partner that you cum at the same time.

It was beautiful, we cum same time. We had a real cumnection.

Cumnection by MD girl 5 March 13, 2017

Cumsplotion

When a man absolutely positively can not delay an ejaculation any longer. When he cums so hard it knocks him on the floor and he is stunned by how much came out. The penis is typically sore or bruised afterwards.

Do you recall your first?
Watching this Mpg "Barry Fukz The Babysitter" A middle-aged guy is sitting on the couch with this highschool girl. She has pigtails tied with ribbons andis wearing on of those school girl uniforms with the plaid skirt + white socks that go up to her knees. The man pulls off her panties, stuffs his face in them and inhales loudly. The girl giggles at this and is then fucked mercilessly in the ass by this dude. He blows his load so hard he falls off the couch into the toy wagon and there is cum all over the girls ass and cute lil face. There. Cumsplotion.

Cumsplotion by Jerk October 21, 2004

Cumsplotion

When a girl unexpectedly spits a mouthful of jizz all over her man's chest after blowing him, since she didnt know what else to do with it.

Ann, what the fuck? Was that a cumsplotion or are you just throwing the fuck up?

Cumsplotion by Mr. Waggy July 19, 2017

Cumsplotion

When you ejaculate

I was doing it and BAM cumsplotion from no where!

Cumsplotion by Ted Collins February 26, 2009

Cumvection 

When the heat of the penis enters the vagina.

The girl felt the cumvection in her vagina.

Cumvection by SawyerAndSawyer January 12, 2017

cumsplotion

cook a son's balls and serve them to his mother as a plate of meatballs. as she bites into it, there is an explosion of cum.

Cook: Want some meat balls?
Mother: Oh yes! Thank you!
Cook: Mhm, don't mention it.
Mother: *bites into ball and gets a pleasant cumsplotion from her son's balls*

cumsplotion by Waad August 22, 2021