When you are really getting into a good porn video and just when the video gets to the part where the woman starts to cum, the video cuts to a closeup of a penis cumming and screams, "You're masturbating to a penis!" It is one of the most traumatizing things that can happen.
Guy 1: I got cum scared last night and it was the worst night of my life.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You don't ever want to find out.
When your older brother jerks off into a cotton then daps your eyeliner kit with his moistsemen
Damn I thought I told you Brenda if you gon suck my dick you best be mourning like a rainy day in Seattle with yo ass sucking my d bitch Brenda you best be so sad that you one of my baddest hoes around you know I can only nut when I see your face smacked up and red and wet cumscara all ruined down your slutty bitch cakes and I need to nut so hard and if I don’t I’m gonna kick you in the can you little bitch don’t forget your cumscara
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi