Cumscare

When a penis ejaculates on your face unexpectedly

Oh jimmy cumscared me the other day when I was giving him a blowjob

by even123angrybirds March 1, 2023

Cumscape

A hellscape of coomer caves and cancel culture.

Twitter is just a cumscape of what it used to be.

by GamesTopicYT January 5, 2021

cumscreens

Fake long eyelashes worn by porn stars to protect their eyes.

"Better wear the teflon cumscreens today for your scene in "For your Eye Only'

by crosscomox December 20, 2013

Cum scare

When you are really getting into a good porn video and just when the video gets to the part where the woman starts to cum, the video cuts to a closeup of a penis cumming and screams, "You're masturbating to a penis!" It is one of the most traumatizing things that can happen.

Guy 1: I got cum scared last night and it was the worst night of my life.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You don't ever want to find out.

by PassTheBanana27 August 13, 2016

cumscara

When your older brother jerks off into a cotton then daps your eyeliner kit with his moist semen

Damn I thought I told you Brenda if you gon suck my dick you best be mourning like a rainy day in Seattle with yo ass sucking my d bitch Brenda you best be so sad that you one of my baddest hoes around you know I can only nut when I see your face smacked up and red and wet cumscara all ruined down your slutty bitch cakes and I need to nut so hard and if I don’t I’m gonna kick you in the can you little bitch don’t forget your cumscara

by Wolf murder March 21, 2024