Definitions by crosscomox

turbo weasel 

•A guy, Gollum like in nature.

•Someone, who usually motivated by their own underwhelming penis, is always trying to profit in one way or another.
•A guy who would steal jewellery from an open casket.
•A dick who excels at being a dick.

Q: "Isn't Jenny's Ex-fiancé a Stockbroker?"
A: "Yeah he's a real turbo weasel douche bag."

turbo weasel by crosscomox December 20, 2013

cumscreens 

Fake long eyelashes worn by porn stars to protect their eyes.

"Better wear the teflon cumscreens today for your scene in "For your Eye Only'

cumscreens by crosscomox December 20, 2013

cum chaff 

The flaky dried sperm residue you find on your inner thigh, or elsewhere.

What's that white stuff on your leg?
That's last night's cum chaff.

cum chaff by crosscomox December 20, 2013