crosscomox's definitions

cumscreens

Fake long eyelashes worn by porn stars to protect their eyes.

"Better wear the teflon cumscreens today for your scene in "For your Eye Only'

by crosscomox December 20, 2013

turbo weasel

•A guy, Gollum like in nature.

•Someone, who usually motivated by their own underwhelming penis, is always trying to profit in one way or another.
•A guy who would steal jewellery from an open casket.
•A dick who excels at being a dick.

Q: "Isn't Jenny's Ex-fiancé a Stockbroker?"
A: "Yeah he's a real turbo weasel douche bag."

by crosscomox December 20, 2013

cum chaff

The flaky dried sperm residue you find on your inner thigh, or elsewhere.

What's that white stuff on your leg?
That's last night's cum chaff.

by crosscomox December 20, 2013