cumqautch

the offspring of a stray shot of cum intop fertile soil resulting in a delicious yet salty veggie

i just grew some cumqautch in the backyard

by cum in my belly! December 3, 2007

cumcatcher

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)

Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 15, 2005

Cumquatch

When a man cums on a woman's face, then proceeds to smear her hair into her cum-covered face. Making her look like a Sasquatch covered with cum.

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by MaxDoll88 February 13, 2014

cumcatcher

See whore. A woman who will put out every time. A lame fuck in bed. An easy biatch.

Shirley was a low down cumcatcher. She fucked the entire fraternity.

by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003

Cumcatcher

A tattoo on the asscrack of a woman.

Checkout the cumcatcher on her.

by Shane La January 18, 2008

cumcatcher

Facial hair growing on a man's chin.

You may call it a goatee, but i think its a cumcatcher.

by phil November 14, 2003

cumsquatch

When a large, hairy man has ejaculated all over himself and refused to show.

God damn, you look like a fucking cumsquatch

by LaLaDaDa January 26, 2011