Cumpler

Cumpler is a slang and derogatory term for someone who is attracted to ¡FELIZ CUMPLE!

“Oh yeah, you know David, he’s a right cumpler!”

“I would never sleep with a cumpler. They are gross!

“All Welsh people are massive cumplers!”

by Based man 69 June 25, 2021

crumpler

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.

by thecrumpler July 2, 2006

Cumpernikkle

Cum colliding mud air and exploding like a firework on the forth of july

Bro last night Brandon and I cumpernikkled , it was magical

Chris and I finally were able to pull off a decent cumbernikkle, its basically official now

by horndorninthecastle April 3, 2021

cumbler

n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant

That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.

Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.

by thefjordsman June 15, 2009

cumpère

A person who introduces the performers or contestants at the Annual Porn Awards.

Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Cumpleted

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed fellatio on Gino until he was cumpleted.

by urdadsbussy69 March 30, 2022

Alge Crumpler

The vagina of an 83 year old woman.

Your grandma has a dusty Alge Crumpler.

by sswn, tlhe October 13, 2009