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A person who introduces the performers or contestants at the Annual Porn Awards.
Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."
cumpère by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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Similar to a vampire, instead of blood it needs cum to survive.
Oh no! The cumpire's are breaking into the sperm bank again..
Cumpire by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010
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Women or men who love to swallow sperm or even drink it from a glass. Some believe sperm to be the true fountain of youth and immortality.
Say your gettin' a really good blowjob and when you finally jizz it gets on your hand and all over her face. If she's a true cumpire she'll lick your fingers clean and wipe her face off with her hand and lick it all off and she may even suck your buddy's dick just to get a taste of more hot sticky cum.
Cumpire by Brim-Stroker May 1, 2006

Cumpernikkle

Cum colliding mud air and exploding like a firework on the forth of july
Bro last night Brandon and I cumpernikkled , it was magical

Chris and I finally were able to pull off a decent cumbernikkle, its basically official now
An anorexic and sometimes toothless prostitute who is really into buying new clothes and doesn't want to spend any more hoe doe than absolutely needed on food, therefore, said hoe is extremely proficient at giving very fast yet majorly cum-blasting blowjobs to as many guys as possible, and tries to fill up on said cum.
Lyla is not very pretty, but she is a super cumpire. She'll suck off the entire football team in less than a half an hour and swallow every single drop of cum!
cumpire by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

Cumberella

Something used to shield a girl/guy from getting a load of seaman landing on their face/body!
"Wtf bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a cumberella!"
Cumberella by RobDJ July 23, 2009
American-Sicilian slang. Means "good fella; best friend".

Used in many italian-american movies.
Hey cumpare! How u doing?

Whats up cumpare?

Lets go cumpare!
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