Cumpatch

When you cum on the eye socket of a one-eyed bitch, and put a patch on her so the fluids don't spill until it solidifies.

I cumpatched that one-eyed bitch last night.

Cumpatch by Ponter March 3, 2020

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cumcatcher

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)

Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!

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See whore. A woman who will put out every time. A lame fuck in bed. An easy biatch.

Shirley was a low down cumcatcher. She fucked the entire fraternity.

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Checkout the cumcatcher on her.

Cumcatcher by Shane La January 18, 2008

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The Tattoo that girls get just above their ass.

"Man, that chicks got a cum patch!"

cum patch by Nemesis April 18, 2005

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Facial hair growing on a man's chin.

You may call it a goatee, but i think its a cumcatcher.

cumcatcher by phil November 14, 2003

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Will never work at Subway a he will Cum(Ejaculate on all the Batches)

Cumbatch- Cum on my Batch I Just got from Subway!

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