Cumpatch

When you cum on the eye socket of a one-eyed bitch, and put a patch on her so the fluids don't spill until it solidifies.

I cumpatched that one-eyed bitch last night.

by Ponter March 3, 2020

cumcatcher

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)

Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 15, 2005

cumcatcher

See whore. A woman who will put out every time. A lame fuck in bed. An easy biatch.

Shirley was a low down cumcatcher. She fucked the entire fraternity.

by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003

Cumcatcher

A tattoo on the asscrack of a woman.

Checkout the cumcatcher on her.

by Shane La January 18, 2008

cum patch

The Tattoo that girls get just above their ass.

"Man, that chicks got a cum patch!"

by Nemesis April 18, 2005

cumcatcher

Facial hair growing on a man's chin.

You may call it a goatee, but i think its a cumcatcher.

by phil November 14, 2003

Cumbatch

Will never work at Subway a he will Cum(Ejaculate on all the Batches)

Cumbatch- Cum on my Batch I Just got from Subway!

by MontelMyrieBan October 29, 2011