Cumpatch

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When you cum on the eye socket of a one-eyed bitch, and put a patch on her so the fluids don't spill until it solidifies.

I cumpatched that one-eyed bitch last night.

Cumpatch by Ponter March 3, 2020

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cumcatcher

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)

Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!

cumcatcher by Hanz Von Steiner March 15, 2005

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cumcatcher

See whore. A woman who will put out every time. A lame fuck in bed. An easy biatch.

Shirley was a low down cumcatcher. She fucked the entire fraternity.

cumcatcher by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003

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Cumcatcher

A tattoo on the asscrack of a woman.

Checkout the cumcatcher on her.

Cumcatcher by Shane La January 18, 2008

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cum patch

The Tattoo that girls get just above their ass.

"Man, that chicks got a cum patch!"

cum patch by Nemesis April 18, 2005

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cumcatcher

Facial hair growing on a man's chin.

You may call it a goatee, but i think its a cumcatcher.

cumcatcher by phil November 14, 2003

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Cumbatch

Will never work at Subway a he will Cum(Ejaculate on all the Batches)

Cumbatch- Cum on my Batch I Just got from Subway!

Cumbatch by MontelMyrieBan October 29, 2011

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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