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Cumpatch
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When you
cum
on the eye socket of a one-eyed
bitch
, and put a
patch
on her so the fluids don't spill until it solidifies.
I cumpatched that
one
-eyed
bitch
last
night
.
Cumpatch
by
Ponter
March 3, 2020
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