cummerbund

A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too

Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!

by Vasher00 May 12, 2007

Cummerbund

When a male cums himself when a girl touches his lower body. Mostly near the inner thigh, leg area.

That girl made me cummerbund myself when her hand skitter across my leg.

I cummerbunded myself when that hot girl grabbed my thigh.

by Michael the big sexy May 11, 2019

Cummerbund

The little ruffle of remaining foreskin that encircles the head of the penis on a guy who is circumcised.

For extra sensation while masturbating, you can roll the cummerbund up and down.

by dnalor1 September 30, 2010

Dallas Cummerbund

When a man slaps a piece of chicken fried steak (or chicken) on his partner's midsection, cums on it and the chicken fried steak/chicken is consumed by either party or both.

My fiance and I decided to enjoy a Dallas cummerbund Friday night.

by Cummerbund Fan March 13, 2010

cumberbun

Verb

to cumberbun; cumberbunned, cumberbunning

1. The act of shoving a cucumber up someone's ass.

"I'm gonna take your grandma upstairs and cumberbun her."

by billebllunt September 25, 2014

Detroit Cumberbund

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007

Pittsburgh Cumberbund

A sexual act where a man straddles a woman and cums on her face while shitting on her stomach.

"Since that bitch gave me a bunch of shit about not wanting me to cum on her, I obliged her with a standard Pittsburgh Cumberbund!"

by THE Double Chin July 24, 2009