A long session of watching a great deal of movies and/or TV shows involving the fabulous British actorBenedict Cumberbatch. A marathon of BBC's Sherlock would be considered a Cumberbinge, for example. Side effects of this activity may include, but are not limited to, helpless squeeing, desperate longing, insane happiness, cravings for tea, biscuits, or other typically British foods, and an increased admiration for Benedict Cumberbatch's cheekbones, if such a thing is possible.
Girl: I was going to do homework, but instead I ended up on a massive Cumberbinge. Oops.
Fangirl 1: Want to have a sleepover? We can go on an all-night Cumberbinge!
Fangirl 2: Ohmygoodness yes! I love him! I'll make tea, shall I?
An ancient sport where heterosexual men armed only with a large lumpy cucumber face off against one another. The object of the contest is to insert the cucumber into the anal hole of the opponent.
Cumberbum consists of two or more males, all completely heterosexual, each with a giant pickling cucumber. The object is to insert said cucumber into the opponents rectum. The opponent with the cucumber in said rectum then loses the contest. The winner becomes the cumberking. The loser is the cumberbum. It is considered in some cultures the ultimate test of manhood because failure is not an option. Death usually comes before the cucumber is inserted. As an additional insult, the cumberbum is sometimes forced to eat the cucumber out of his rectum.