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a festive cake that you wear around your waist to give your tuxedo some pizzazz

Must you twerk? You're gonna make me frost my cumberbundt!

cumberbundt by Spaztech November 6, 2022

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cumberbun

Verb

to cumberbun; cumberbunned, cumberbunning

1. The act of shoving a cucumber up someone's ass.

"I'm gonna take your grandma upstairs and cumberbun her."

cumberbun by billebllunt September 25, 2014

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cumberbusted

To feel a stronge sense of cumberbust

Person 1: "Man, I'm feeling quite cumberbusted."
Person 2: "What?"

cumberbusted by Kat587 September 25, 2021

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Detroit Cumberbund

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

Detroit Cumberbund by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007

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cummerbund

A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too

Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!

cummerbund by Vasher00 May 12, 2007

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Cumbercunt

A lousy fuck , no skills in the bed, a fish fuck, dead inside, nun sex.

" Man I hooked up with Leigh last night, turns out she is a cumbercunt!"

Cumbercunt by Batseveryehere October 21, 2016

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Cumberbutt

The mystical buns of the horse-faced Benedict Cumberbatch. They were shown nude in a film, and there are now countless gifs of the elusive "cumberbutt"

"Hey Bri, you like that cumberbutt?"

- "yeah, it's cumbersexy"

Cumberbutt by Martin Orangeman May 28, 2013

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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