cumberbundt

a festive cake that you wear around your waist to give your tuxedo some pizzazz

Must you twerk? You're gonna make me frost my cumberbundt!

by Spaztech November 6, 2022

cumberbun

Verb

to cumberbun; cumberbunned, cumberbunning

1. The act of shoving a cucumber up someone's ass.

"I'm gonna take your grandma upstairs and cumberbun her."

by billebllunt September 25, 2014

cumberbusted

To feel a stronge sense of cumberbust

Person 1: "Man, I'm feeling quite cumberbusted."
Person 2: "What?"

by Kat587 September 25, 2021

Detroit Cumberbund

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007

cummerbund

A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too

Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!

by Vasher00 May 12, 2007

Cumbercunt

A lousy fuck , no skills in the bed, a fish fuck, dead inside, nun sex.

" Man I hooked up with Leigh last night, turns out she is a cumbercunt!"

by Batseveryehere October 21, 2016

Cumberbutt

The mystical buns of the horse-faced Benedict Cumberbatch. They were shown nude in a film, and there are now countless gifs of the elusive "cumberbutt"

"Hey Bri, you like that cumberbutt?"

- "yeah, it's cumbersexy"

by Martin Orangeman May 28, 2013