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A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too

Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!

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When a male cums himself when a girl touches his lower body. Mostly near the inner thigh, leg area.

That girl made me cummerbund myself when her hand skitter across my leg.

I cummerbunded myself when that hot girl grabbed my thigh.

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The little ruffle of remaining foreskin that encircles the head of the penis on a guy who is circumcised.

For extra sensation while masturbating, you can roll the cummerbund up and down.

Cummerbund by dnalor1 September 30, 2010

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When a man slaps a piece of chicken fried steak (or chicken) on his partner's midsection, cums on it and the chicken fried steak/chicken is consumed by either party or both.

My fiance and I decided to enjoy a Dallas cummerbund Friday night.

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