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Cuminista 

Cuminista is referred to as a cum juice dispensary or vending machine of sorts. Cuminista can refer to a lineup of male genitalia milked into a container by a female. It is an act of Minouchism and shows how sacred cum is for Minoumi's color. It can occur in a glory hole club, back alley, on the street, Minoumi don't give a damn. As long as there's a cuminista and penises ready to be milked he will keep his fuzzy bum open for all visitors ;).
Mickael: Hey cuminista , 3 shots of yellow moldy 4 year aged cum please.
Marco The cuminista: Sure, lemme just milk them up.
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CUMSISTANCE 

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep
Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"
CUMSISTANCE by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

cuminitis 

An eye irritation caused by the presence of semen in one’s eye. Usually comes with redness, pain, and swelling on the eyelid.
“He came on my face last night, now I have cuminitis...”

“That sucks. Here, put this eye drop on this.”
cuminitis by TheFarEast February 2, 2021

cumunist 

A person who is or demonstrates the traits of a extremely gay individual who cums on all things while supporting communist ideals.
The cumunist in the USSR would cum all over things to provide flavor to non edible items to make eating them easier.
cumunist by Nobody6987 May 10, 2017
CAMINISTA: One who walks the way .
The Spanish word for “way“ is Camino.

The word Caminista adds ‘Ista to camino like an expert or enthusiast for Fashion is a Fashionista or an expert in your local Coffee bar is a Barista .
The Martin Sheen film “The Way“ is about his moving Experiences along the Camino de Santiago – one the ancient pilgrimage routes throughout Spain. Those people he met along the way – his band of travellers became his “Caminista”.
Although the Spanish word for Walker is similar - Caminante ; A Caminista is a step up - a person who is part of your Camino Family who started knowing nothing and now a hiking or backpacking hero who has endured the 500 Miles of life changing physical and spiritual adventure that is the Camino de Santiago. X

* Can also apply to any long distance route - it’s all walking / hiking / backpacking
Once you have completed this hike you are true Caminista

At the end of a long days hike past the Vineyards of Rioja it was good to meet up with my Caminista
Caminista by Caminista July 18, 2021

cuminsithi 

Yorkshire term for “Come in you are very welcome, its good to see you!”
Old Ralph from darn’t streets knocking on thi door wi a bag full o goodies from chippy rarnd corner.

- “nar then Ralph, cuminsithi lad”
cuminsithi by Tha nus September 9, 2018

CUMSISTANCE 

When you are too high or too restless to sleep so you have a maz/wank to help you pass out.
"Omg it's 3am, have work at 7 and I'm too cooked to sleep."

"Sounds like you need some cumsistance"
CUMSISTANCE by Dingopalace October 31, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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