Cuminista

Cuminista is referred to as a cum juice dispensary or vending machine of sorts. Cuminista can refer to a lineup of male genitalia milked into a container by a female. It is an act of Minouchism and shows how sacred cum is for Minoumi's color. It can occur in a glory hole club, back alley, on the street, Minoumi don't give a damn. As long as there's a cuminista and penises ready to be milked he will keep his fuzzy bum open for all visitors ;).

Mickael: Hey cuminista , 3 shots of yellow moldy 4 year aged cum please.
Marco The cuminista: Sure, lemme just milk them up.

by What in the Kikeli is going on January 6, 2021

CUMSISTANCE

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep

Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

cuminitis

An eye irritation caused by the presence of semen in one’s eye. Usually comes with redness, pain, and swelling on the eyelid.

“He came on my face last night, now I have cuminitis...”

“That sucks. Here, put this eye drop on this.”

by TheFarEast February 2, 2021

cumunist

A person who is or demonstrates the traits of a extremely gay individual who cums on all things while supporting communist ideals.

The cumunist in the USSR would cum all over things to provide flavor to non edible items to make eating them easier.

by Nobody6987 May 10, 2017

Caminista

CAMINISTA: One who walks the way .
The Spanish word for “way“ is Camino.

The word Caminista adds ‘Ista to camino like an expert or enthusiast for Fashion is a Fashionista or an expert in your local Coffee bar is a Barista .
The Martin Sheen film “The Way“ is about his moving Experiences along the Camino de Santiago – one the ancient pilgrimage routes throughout Spain. Those people he met along the way – his band of travellers became his “Caminista”.
Although the Spanish word for Walker is similar - Caminante ; A Caminista is a step up - a person who is part of your Camino Family who started knowing nothing and now a hiking or backpacking hero who has endured the 500 Miles of life changing physical and spiritual adventure that is the Camino de Santiago. X

* Can also apply to any long distance route - it’s all walking / hiking / backpacking

Once you have completed this hike you are true Caminista

At the end of a long days hike past the Vineyards of Rioja it was good to meet up with my Caminista

by Caminista July 18, 2021

cuminsithi

Yorkshire term for “Come in you are very welcome, its good to see you!”

Old Ralph from darn’t streets knocking on thi door wi a bag full o goodies from chippy rarnd corner.

- “nar then Ralph, cuminsithi lad”

by Tha nus September 9, 2018

CUMSISTANCE

When you are too high or too restless to sleep so you have a maz/wank to help you pass out.

"Omg it's 3am, have work at 7 and I'm too cooked to sleep."

"Sounds like you need some cumsistance"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022