cuminsithi

Yorkshire term for “Come in you are very welcome, its good to see you!”

Old Ralph from darn’t streets knocking on thi door wi a bag full o goodies from chippy rarnd corner.

- “nar then Ralph, cuminsithi lad”

by Tha nus September 9, 2018

Cumingitis

Condition when penis is too small, cum gets backed up and is projectile vomited out the mouth. Can be cured by penis enlargement surgery, otherwise it is stuck with you for life. Cumingitis is especially horrific on Monday’s, and may prevent people from playing tennis.

Hey, did you know brandon has cumingitis? His cum is everywhere, especially in his mouth.

by The creator April 12, 2022

cuminitis

An eye irritation caused by the presence of semen in one’s eye. Usually comes with redness, pain, and swelling on the eyelid.

“He came on my face last night, now I have cuminitis...”

“That sucks. Here, put this eye drop on this.”

by TheFarEast February 2, 2021

cuminitis

When you sleep in the same spot you cum and you get a rash on that same spot, usually located in the lower stomach or back region.

"ah man I got a case of the cuminitis again..."

by The master of time lol March 11, 2014