Cumingitis

Condition when penis is too small, cum gets backed up and is projectile vomited out the mouth. Can be cured by penis enlargement surgery, otherwise it is stuck with you for life. Cumingitis is especially horrific on Monday’s, and may prevent people from playing tennis.

Hey, did you know brandon has cumingitis? His cum is everywhere, especially in his mouth.

Cumingitis by The creator April 12, 2022

Cringitis 

Inflammation of your whole body and mind from cringing too muc.

After looking at my sixth grade photo, I feel like I have cringitis.

Cringitis by Ur boi, Genny & Ur boi, Kai December 10, 2016

Clingitis 

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.

Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.

Clingitis by Dom Theman October 25, 2012

cuminitis 

An eye irritation caused by the presence of semen in one’s eye. Usually comes with redness, pain, and swelling on the eyelid.

“He came on my face last night, now I have cuminitis...”

“That sucks. Here, put this eye drop on this.”

cuminitis by TheFarEast February 2, 2021

cuminitis 

When you sleep in the same spot you cum and you get a rash on that same spot, usually located in the lower stomach or back region.

"ah man I got a case of the cuminitis again..."

cuminitis by The master of time lol March 11, 2014

Cringitis 

Inflammation of cringe, which can be fatal if an overwhelming amount of embarrassment occurs.

The cashier handed me the receipt and said, "Please come again," in which I replied, "You too." Then I went straight to E.R due to cringitis.

Cringitis by anonymous March 25, 2025