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1. the little "pooch" that some women have, usually from consuming too much sperm.

2. the perfect stomach to bust a nut on.
1. that chick is kinda chunky man.
nah, she's just got a cumgut.

2. dood, that chick is gotta major flat stomach man. awesome cumgut!
cumgut by trickflip May 1, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
The stomach of a girl that swallow everytime
Damn look at her stomach, she got a cumgut
Cumgut by BigZay21 July 16, 2016
Shortened, snappier form of the word cumguzzler. A person who partakes in the act of cumguzzling. Also, cumguzz is a term of endearment.
Person 1: See that chick over there?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: She a serious cumguzz.

As a greeting: Yo! What up my lil' cumguzz?
Cumguzz by 1divinehammer February 18, 2013

Cumputer 

My mom almost discovered my cumputer
Cumputer by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer 

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it
let's search some porn on your cumputer
cumputer by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005
when a girl develops a beer belly from drinking so much semen.
-her belly was starting to look bulbous from drinking cum all the time, she obvious had a cum gut

-you can tell she guzzles cum, just look at that bulging cum gut
cum gut by great lisa July 5, 2006

cumguzzling fuckslut 

A person with a special liking for semen consumption (especially in large quantities), and at the same time a special liking for submissive vaginal/anal intercourse. Note the following about the cumguzzling fuckslut: 1) he/she is not a fuckwhore; 2) he/she is most likely to be submissive but can also be dominant if fed enough cum; 3) he/she is not a "cumguzzling gutterslut," which may imply a sexual identity centered on practises other than anal/vaginal intercourse.
(Cumguzzling fuckslut): "I am a cumguzzling fuckslut."

(Mom): "I thought you were just "gay," not a... what did you call yourself?!?!"

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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