cumgrats

For anytime a friend or acquaintance gets laid and you would like to congratulate them

Nicole: I got laid last night.
Kim: Damn girl! Cumgrats!!!

by slayslayslay July 26, 2016

Cumgrats

A commendatory response you wish your friend(s) when you learn he or she is expecting a child as a direct result of sexual intercourse.

“I’ve got some great news. We’re expecting!”

“Ahh cumgrats! In nine months you’ll get to introduce your fuck trophy to everyone.”

by Cups of the Dixie May 3, 2024