cumgrats

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For anytime a friend or acquaintance gets laid and you would like to congratulate them

Nicole: I got laid last night.
Kim: Damn girl! Cumgrats!!!

cumgrats by slayslayslay July 26, 2016

Words you can keep

Cumgrats

A commendatory response you wish your friend(s) when you learn he or she is expecting a child as a direct result of sexual intercourse.

“I’ve got some great news. We’re expecting!”

“Ahh cumgrats! In nine months you’ll get to introduce your fuck trophy to everyone.”

Cumgrats by Cups of the Dixie May 3, 2024

Related Words

cumgrats • cumgratulations • Cumgarts • cumgratufuckinglations • cumgratulingus • cungrats • Cumrat

Cumgarts

1. To be congratulated in balloono.
2. Made by Tiny Tits.

-Pedro won the Double Kill achievement!-
Tiny Tits, "CUMGARTS!!!"

Cumgarts by MrOstrich January 1, 2012

cumgratulations

After a friend, family member, or just about anybody you know does something remarkable you congratulate them by sneaking up on them and ejaculating on their body... preferably their achilles or calf.

My sister got an 1100 on the SAT so I gave her a big cumgratulations.

cumgratulations by Hunny bun Goertz April 13, 2010

cumgratulingus

plural noun:

words expressing praise for an achievement or good wishes when someone gets laid

Cumgratulingus on your hookup last night buddy! Way to end the dry spell.

cumgratulingus by UrbanDic69 September 29, 2019

cumgratufuckinglations

Sarcastically congratulating someone on their sexuall success.

Jacob: dude i fucked the shit out of that vietnamese bitch.
Hunter: cumgratufuckinglations do you want a goddamn cookie or something

cumgratufuckinglations by hunty goertz April 13, 2010

Cumgratulations

Having your first orgasm.

After blowing my load, I wished myself A cumgratulations..

Cumgratulations by LeilaSP May 18, 2019

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026