cumgrats 

For anytime a friend or acquaintance gets laid and you would like to congratulate them

Nicole: I got laid last night.
Kim: Damn girl! Cumgrats!!!

cumgrats by slayslayslay July 26, 2016

Cumgrats 

A commendatory response you wish your friend(s) when you learn he or she is expecting a child as a direct result of sexual intercourse.

“I’ve got some great news. We’re expecting!”

“Ahh cumgrats! In nine months you’ll get to introduce your fuck trophy to everyone.”

Cumgrats by Cups of the Dixie May 3, 2024

Cumgarts 

1. To be congratulated in balloono.
2. Made by Tiny Tits.

-Pedro won the Double Kill achievement!-
Tiny Tits, "CUMGARTS!!!"

Cumgarts by MrOstrich January 1, 2012

cumgratulations 

After a friend, family member, or just about anybody you know does something remarkable you congratulate them by sneaking up on them and ejaculating on their body... preferably their achilles or calf.

My sister got an 1100 on the SAT so I gave her a big cumgratulations.

cumgratulations by Hunny bun Goertz April 13, 2010

cumgratulingus 

plural noun:

words expressing praise for an achievement or good wishes when someone gets laid

Cumgratulingus on your hookup last night buddy! Way to end the dry spell.

cumgratulingus by UrbanDic69 September 29, 2019

cumgratufuckinglations 

Sarcastically congratulating someone on their sexuall success.

Jacob: dude i fucked the shit out of that vietnamese bitch.
Hunter: cumgratufuckinglations do you want a goddamn cookie or something

cumgratufuckinglations by hunty goertz April 13, 2010

Cumgratulations 

Having your first orgasm.

After blowing my load, I wished myself A cumgratulations..

Cumgratulations by LeilaSP May 18, 2019