cumgratulations

After a friend, family member, or just about anybody you know does something remarkable you congratulate them by sneaking up on them and ejaculating on their body... preferably their achilles or calf.

My sister got an 1100 on the SAT so I gave her a big cumgratulations.

by Hunny bun Goertz April 13, 2010

Cumgratulations

Having your first orgasm.

After blowing my load, I wished myself A cumgratulations..

by LeilaSP May 18, 2019

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota.

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

Congratulations Effect

Releasing a song congratulating another channel for overtaking your channel, but then you start to gain subscribers making you the winner again.

Adam: Did you see what the Congratulations Effect did to pewdiepie’s channel?
Eve: Yes, he started winning again!

by MeatScepter April 2, 2019

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

congratulations you played yourself

This is a quote from DJ Khalid that means that you had set yourself up for something bad.

So you kicked your bed and it broke congratulations you played yourself.

by Gerrison November 27, 2016

Congratulations

Means 'T-GEI.' Congratulations is a term used and coined by Felix Kjellberg (see God for more information) in his latest banger song 'Congratulations.' Youtubers 'Roomie' and Dave from 'Boy in a Band' also contributed to the discovery of this word. It has been scientifically proven that if you imagine Pewdiepie whispering in your ear 'Congratulations,' an immediate, intense orgasm will occur. This can also be achieved by looking at 9 year olds.

You notice movement to your left. You turn your gaze to the object that startled you, and you notice someone looking at you. They approach you quietly, and you start to get a clearer picture of their face. It is glistening and glowing a bright white, like that of an angle coming down from the heavens. His striking blue eyes pierce your vulnerable soul, yet making you feel safe and concealed. His beautiful, perfect facial hair resembles that of a viking king. He hovers towards you, as if he were without legs. His beauty temporarily blinds you and sends shivers of pleasure across your body. 10/10, would smash, you subtly think to yourself. The masculine, effortlessly gorgeous man, clad in a stunning Simone Says jumper (that I really want please can I have it) approaches your inferior, mortal being. His soft, full lips gently touches your ear. You can barely stand. Your legs start to buckle at the heels. This is it. If this beautiful man does anything else, you will surely melt. But you know it's coming. And you can't wait. He inhales gently. 'Congratulations.'
-JK Rowling

by Alex F.v.R April 1, 2019