cumgratufuckinglations 

Sarcastically congratulating someone on their sexuall success.

Jacob: dude i fucked the shit out of that vietnamese bitch.
Hunter: cumgratufuckinglations do you want a goddamn cookie or something

cumgratufuckinglations by hunty goertz April 13, 2010

congratufuckinglations 

expressing extreme sarcasm

joe: hey guess what?
john: what?
joe: i just saved 15% or more by switching to geico
john: CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS!!!! would you like a cookie?

congratufuckinglations by G_Collins June 27, 2005

congratufuckinglations 

congratulating someone in a sarcatic way .

jon: i just got a new free car that's 26 years old !

regan: well, congratufuckinglations ! no one gives a shit .

congratufuckinglations by regan sucksss July 2, 2009

Congratufuckinglations 

When a fucking fuck accomplishes some fucking thing.

Congratufuckinglations you fuck you finsihed your fucking ramen.

Congratufuckinglations by Afuckingfuckwhodoesntgiveafuck September 15, 2017

Congratufuckinglations 

When someone thinks they made a good comment, joke, statement, or accomplished something when in reality it made them look like a complete idiot.

Steve: Your mom was good last night! Oh I got you soo good!

John: Congratufuckinglations my mom is 76 and overweight. Good one man.

Or, Max: Yes I finally beat level 25 im fucking awesome.

James: Wow, congratufuckinglations why don't you go outside now you geek.

Congratufuckinglations by fossboss August 28, 2009

Congratufuckinglations 

It means I don't care but I'm gonna pretend but I don't

"congratufuckinglations it doesn't matter"

Congratufuckinglations by Joyceslays September 12, 2015

Congratufuckinglationsbitch 

Congratufuckinglationsbitch: congrats you’re just a pussy ass bitch and no one loves you LMAOOO I don’t give a fuck stop texting me bozo

Me: damn my head hurts still

Her<3: Congratufuckinglationsbitch

Congratufuckinglationsbitch by ligma balls the third February 21, 2022