cumlight 

The act of cumming all over your bedroom, then inviting a girl over, and blinding her by black lighting the room. The same as 😎

"I cumlight my room, for my babe yesterday, she as blind as a bat now" "dude, wtf"

cumlight by donglydo.fuckme March 30, 2016

Cumlightoscope 

Taking a tube and attaching one end to your eye and the other to your own penis. After attaching you ejaculate and roll over on your back raising your hips above your head force the cum to drip down the tube and enter your eye.

Me: How did you get cum in your eye Darry?
Darry: With a cumlightoscope obviously

Cumlightoscope by Freekstile October 27, 2011

Cumfight 

To fight with ones cum, often involving drink and a night in a small flat, Human Edjaculate is the best and only projectile involved.

"hey im going to go on a instant messiging program and challenge people to a cumfight!"

Cumfight by MatthewPerryBlack November 17, 2009

comlightshipper

A comshipper who wants to avoid being cancelled by making another, seemingly innocent label in order to trick normal people into believing they’re not that weird.

Could also be called ‘lightcomshipping’, which means the same thing.

“I’m not a comshipper, I’m a comlightshipper,”
“Stop being a pussy and just admit you like kids, Fuda,”

comlightshipper by Timdrakeofshedtwt January 31, 2025