cumlight
The act of cumming all over your bedroom, then inviting a girl over, and blinding her by black lighting the room. The same as 😎
cumlight by donglydo.fuckme March 30, 2016
Get the cumlight mug.
Cumlightoscope
Taking a tube and attaching one end to your eye and the other to your own penis. After attaching you ejaculate and roll over on your back raising your hips above your head force the cum to drip down the tube and enter your eye.
Cumlightoscope by Freekstile October 27, 2011
Related Words
Cumfight
To fight with ones cum, often involving drink and a night in a small flat, Human Edjaculate is the best and only projectile involved.
Cumfight by MatthewPerryBlack November 17, 2009
comlightshipper
A comshipper who wants to avoid being cancelled by making another, seemingly innocent label in order to trick normal people into believing they’re not that weird.
Could also be called ‘lightcomshipping’, which means the same thing.
Could also be called ‘lightcomshipping’, which means the same thing.
“I’m not a comshipper, I’m a comlightshipper,”
“Stop being a pussy and just admit you like kids, Fuda,”
“Stop being a pussy and just admit you like kids, Fuda,”
comlightshipper by Timdrakeofshedtwt January 31, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026