Cumdik
Cumdik by Kyle browfloski December 7, 2016
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Cumdip
An alternative to chip dip, typically offered to unwelcome party guests. Similar to Minnie's famous chocolate pie from the film The Help, Cumdip is the enormous, bear-sized load, stirred into an already white chip or vegetable dip to maximize camouflage.
Waylon crashed our Super Bowl party, so we stuffed him full of ranch cumdip. At first we were surprised he didn't notice, but it must have been such a common taste that he thought nothing of it.
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Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze)
the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen
levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?
ryan: thats not even the worst part!
levi: why what else happened?
ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.
levi: that sounds chill.
ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.
levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent
ryan: more like Cumikaze
Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)
ryan: thats not even the worst part!
levi: why what else happened?
ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.
levi: that sounds chill.
ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.
levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent
ryan: more like Cumikaze
Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)
Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze) by soft and simple July 4, 2011
Cumikaze
Stan: Dude, Joe's shit is getting out of hand man.
Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.
Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.
hair cumditioning
The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.
"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."
"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"
"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"
hair cumditioning by Glittercup May 7, 2015
Cumditioner
Cum that shoots when a girl is really into sucking her guys cock and giving him a hand job at the same time, and he cums so hard it shoots in her hair.
Cumditioner by uneverknowK July 11, 2011