Cumdik

This is a dildo submerged in cum or semen
Also known as white cream

I love to watch people eat cumdik. Deepthroaght

by Kyle browfloski December 7, 2016

Cumdip

An alternative to chip dip, typically offered to unwelcome party guests. Similar to Minnie's famous chocolate pie from the film The Help, Cumdip is the enormous, bear-sized load, stirred into an already white chip or vegetable dip to maximize camouflage.

Waylon crashed our Super Bowl party, so we stuffed him full of ranch cumdip. At first we were surprised he didn't notice, but it must have been such a common taste that he thought nothing of it.

by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze)

the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen

levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?

ryan: thats not even the worst part!

levi: why what else happened?

ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.

levi: that sounds chill.

ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.

levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent

ryan: more like Cumikaze

Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)

by soft and simple July 4, 2011

Cumikaze

When you have wild, destructive sex with someone you don't give two fucks about.

Stan: Dude, Joe's shit is getting out of hand man.
Rick: What happened??
Stan: Joe has been hooking up with some "questionable" people lately.
Rick: Oh yeah, he's becoming a Cumikaze.
Stan: A Cum-ah-what???
Rick: A Cumikaze, he obviously doesn't give a fuck about the women he sleeps with, he has become a Cumikaze sex addict.

by Cumdik August 27, 2014

hair cumditioning

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.

"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."

"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"

by Glittercup May 7, 2015

Cumditioner

Cum that shoots when a girl is really into sucking her guys cock and giving him a hand job at the same time, and he cums so hard it shoots in her hair.

My hair is so soft after getting my British cumditioner treatment.

by uneverknowK July 11, 2011

cumdimple

1)

n. The presence of cum in a boy or girl's cheek dimples.

v. To cum into a boy or girl's dimple, creating a said cumdimple.

"Cumdimples tickle."

"I just cumdimpled a bitch."

by stevenwhite March 18, 2008