Cumbine Harvester 

when you aggressively ejaculate into the end of a combine harvester to make the crops grow faster.

Lacey: Did you see how tall Joe's crops were?

Kendra: Yeah, he used a Cumbine Harvester!

Cumbine Harvester by JoJoSiwaFanBoy666420911RIPXXX January 23, 2019

Reverse Combine Harvester

A Bristolian sexual act whereby the man is upside-down on his shoulders pushing his erect penis forward so that it is pointing towards the ceiling through his legs.
The female sits in a seated position on the man and leans as far forward as possible creating a kind of circular shape (the harvester).
The man after harvesting for some time then proceeds to push a turd from his anus, the perfect consistency is loose and bitty to mimic the spreading of the seed after the harvest.

ark at eee mind, him an is' missus only gone and dun a reverse combine harvester last night mind.

Reverse Combine Harvester by TheTractorLover December 10, 2012

Combine Harvester 

A woman who is a hoe. but not just any hoe. A super hoe. She goes through the boys like a combine harvester through a field of grass.

Bro, Stephanie is such a combine harvester.

Don't date her, she is a combine harvester

Combine Harvester by Eshaylad696969 January 31, 2021

Combine Harvester 

A large peice of farming machinery, often used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's.
Uses large saw like blades to cut through things with ease, is only really used for clearing nursery's, kindergartens and petting zoo's of annoying items. aka children

person 1: I hear you bought a new combine harvester last week.
person 2: Ye i had to get rid of the old one, to slow, makes it harder to hit the fast animals and children.
person 1: Mmmm hmmm i had the same problem last winter

Combine Harvester by Keaton May 8, 2006

combine harvester 

a man who shags everything he sees

Dave: is Steve coming?
Baz: No he’s too much of a combine harvester

combine harvester by grannyhandler88 November 2, 2020

Combine Harvester 

What you call your friend from Somerset

You will always be my Combine Harvester

Combine Harvester by Jezmerrelda April 30, 2025

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester 

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012