Cumberhunt

How you would describe fangirls on their way to see Benedict Cumberbatch, preferably from the point of view from a parent of these fans or friends (someone outside of the fandom) but fangirls tend to use this term instead of stalking.

Mother of fangirl- ''what are you up to? where are you going?''
Fan- ''oh! turns out the guy who plays sherlock is filming here, i'm off to go cumberhunting!''

by cumberfuck April 22, 2018

cumberbun

Verb

to cumberbun; cumberbunned, cumberbunning

1. The act of shoving a cucumber up someone's ass.

"I'm gonna take your grandma upstairs and cumberbun her."

by billebllunt September 25, 2014

cumberbusted

To feel a stronge sense of cumberbust

Person 1: "Man, I'm feeling quite cumberbusted."
Person 2: "What?"

by Kat587 September 25, 2021

Detroit Cumberbund

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.

Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.

by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007

Cyberhunter

A guy who only dates girls online or girls he never has intentions of meeting but spends money on her and often jack off to her pictures

tolu is a cyberhunter he should get a life

by tommywizzie March 23, 2017

cumberquatch

:Noun ; (Cum-berq-watch); A Cumberquatch is a rare creature found in select and partially unknown mountainous regions of the world. It has somewhat been describes as a cross between a Cucumber and a Sasquotch. Although a Cumberquotch cannot be eaten like a Cucumber. This is due to the fact that the Cumberquotch's skin is compiled from pure Rust Metal. The Cumberquotch's diet is very typical of a wild land mammal; Daily meals comprise of plankton, giant sperm whales, camels and goths.
The Cumberquotch's preference being goths, it also on occasions eats up to 800kg of weapons grade plutonium.
The Cumberquotch should not be approched with caution as it is a very friendly animal and was described by professor stephen hawking before he was eaten by it as a "nice animal".
The Cumberquotch should not be confused with Cumbercrotch, which is an individual with a cucumber phallus. Cumberquotch in groups are also know as Cumberquotchai.

(1)The Cumberquotch appears beautifully gracefull while eating Professor Hawking
(2)I can hear the Cumberquotchai coming. Quick throw some goths at it to slow it down.

by krishan January 5, 2005

Cumbercunt

A lousy fuck , no skills in the bed, a fish fuck, dead inside, nun sex.

" Man I hooked up with Leigh last night, turns out she is a cumbercunt!"

by Batseveryehere October 21, 2016