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to cumberbun; cumberbunned, cumberbunning

1. The act of shoving a cucumber up someone's ass.
"I'm gonna take your grandma upstairs and cumberbun her."
cumberbun by billebllunt September 25, 2014

Detroit Cumberbund 

The act of dumping on one's partner's stomach post coitus, and then wrapping Saran Wrap around their stomach several times as to seal it in. May be left in place for up to 3 days.
Betty: What's that smell LaShonda?

LaShonda: Oh, Jamal gave me a Detroit Cumberbund last night and is making me wear it until Sunday.
Detroit Cumberbund by Matt and Adam November 5, 2007

Pittsburgh Cumberbund

A sexual act where a man straddles a woman and cums on her face while shitting on her stomach.
"Since that bitch gave me a bunch of shit about not wanting me to cum on her, I obliged her with a standard Pittsburgh Cumberbund!"

cumberbund 

the insulating sleeve one puts around a cup of convenience store coffee.
shit! i forgot the fuck-damn cumberbund, i can't juggle this shit now!!
cumberbund by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
When you're girl friend passes out before you bust a nut
so you flog the bishop till you skeet all over the bitches' ass.
The bitch was too damn drunk to fuck, so I gave her sleepin ass a cumberbun
cumberbun by EZEthan September 12, 2006

cumberbuns 

Noun- Similar to fagnuts buttnutt ballgazer A term of endearment, emasculating a friend or aquaintance.
Me "Wassup cumberbuns??! Youre looking pretty gay today!" "Now go fuck yourself!"
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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