The act of tightly tying a cord of some fashion (nylon, twine, hemp, etc.) around the shaft of one's penis. The other end of the cord is tied around an object, preferably quite heavy.
The individual then spins in either direction as fast as he can manage, making the weight come up in the air as he does. This continues until the man finally attains climax, and splooges all over the surrounding area.
Often used as both a workout and a way to sabotage precious space.
Guy 1: "Dude did you hear about how well I pulled off that Kentucky Cum Copter the other day?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... Your tic tac dick could only hold ten pounds, I was doing 45's the other day!"
"I'm going to Kentucky Cum Copter the crap out of your guys' room when you're not looking!"
"I'm a little bi-curious, so I like to Kentucky Cum Copter in the showers barefoot"
After your vagina has been exposed to poison oak or ivy and it is so swollen, smells,and itching so badly that it's unbearable and starts to weep.
I thought this girl had a crab fest down in her pants, she told me it was Cooter Cum and that she was exposed to poison ivy after her aunt rubbed leaves all over the crotch of her panties,
1. When you cum on a swing-able object(like a rope) and you swing it around making the cum shoot out in many different directions, therefore making the area you cumcoptered in (such as a room)randomly stained with your sperm. Usually done in other people's houses as a prank or if you really hate them.
Example: Person 1: yo Jason, im going to prank James by pulling a Cumcopter in his room.
Person 2: Good idea Jimmy, i fuken hate that kid, that prank would deserve a roflcopter.
Person 1: I get it they both end in copter... anyways can i borrow a swinging like object so i can do it?
Person 2: ya sure let me go get my sisters skip-it.
At the point of intercourse where the male has an orgasm, he pulls out and spins his body in such a way to make the penis whirl around like a helicopter blade; therefore disseminating his semen throughout the area.
"Just when I thought he was done, Tommy pulled out and did a cumcopter and splatted his cum all over my walls"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!