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Culverize

The act of completely fucking shit up that was at full operational capability.
"Goddamit Carl that system was fine until you fucking culverized it!"

"Don't let Carl touch that he will culverized it!"

"Don't culverize that! It took me so long to fix!"
by Dwtc14-002 July 10, 2014
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Culvinize

To needlessly complicate the solution to a problem, resulting in varying degrees of success. Culvinizing a situation can result in a brilliant, straightforward and simple solution. Likewise, it can result in a convoluted, messy duct-tape-and-baling-wire hack that will eventually fail in catastrophic fashion. Culvinization is heavily dependent upon the context of a situation -- it can be both good and bad.
"Man, that Angular Directive sure is Culvinized"
"A couple of 2X4s and some epoxy... I Culvinized it."
"Roll up your sleeves, boys, it's time to Culvinize this thing"
by GRocky January 30, 2015
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calderize

to leer at large breasted women in a creepy way from a close proximity
steve often calderizes girls at bars
by Steven Calder February 19, 2006
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pulverize

They pulverized them at the game.
by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008
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Culverised

When you ejaculate into your hand and smear it over her face.
last night was insane, i culverised her.
by OhhhBigDaddy June 10, 2019
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caulderize

To become emotionally attached to another person for an indefinite period of time, and in most cases, permanently.
"Let me in 'til I caulderize. Let me in til I'm on your mind. All of the time." -Dusty Ray of The Drama Montage
by The Drama Montage February 18, 2011
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Culturize

To create a new culture within a system
by uwuaca December 19, 2021
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