carverised

When you have eaten so much carvery that you can barely move

Joe and I went for a Toby's yesterday. He got so carverised he couldn't finish his pint and had to have a nap in the van outside after.

by CarverySteve November 7, 2022

Culverised

When you ejaculate into your hand and smear it over her face.

last night was insane, i culverised her.

by OhhhBigDaddy June 10, 2019

carversexual

Being in love with the Twins Charlie and Max Carver.

Me : I love the Carver Twins!
My friend : Yeah, that's called being carversexual !

by meliaholloway February 6, 2021

Capperised

When a person does something very stupid they are called a capper and the thing they do becomes capperised :)

If your facebook chat wont work it is capperised

by Poopiejaws November 13, 2011

Carvered

When your original plan is hijacked by a pair of enablers, who turns the short time together into a well-stocked liver testing experiment.
They don't just drop in or join you, they strategically engineer a night that you won't remember. They give you the "liquid courage" you need to keep going and make bad decisions.

We were planning on a nice little brunch, but we got Carvered and woke up the next morning face down on the floor next to an empty box of frozen White Castle burgers and a thousand dollar bar receipt from the St. Regis.

I have never spent so much to hear music as I did on touch-tunes the night we got Carvered.

by Capt Dave O September 23, 2025

George Washington Carvered

When somebody gets sauced really hard. Usually used in super smash bros.

Tyler:*gets JV4'd by Max's DK*
Max: "Dang you just got George Washington Carvered"

by SaximusPrime June 3, 2022