A cogley is a potato that has been corroding on a futon for quite some ages. It may have Aberaham Lincon like properties to its molecular build but dont be haste, this potato proclaimed for the well being of all tates....except Andrew.
Cugly is Cute + Ugly (like fugly) Similar to the French "belle-laid" which is "beautiful-ugly."
Though Marissa didn't like dogs, she couldn't resist adopting her boyfriend Lester's shar pei when he was unexpectedly asked to be a guest of the State and had to give up the pooch. Fideaux was cugly with his wrinkly face and corrugated neck, and Marissa found she loved the rascal as much as that scamp Lester who was doing 10 to 15 for internet scamming old ladies out of their retirement pensions.
Curley does not have a football game on Thanksgiving, allowing the Curley men to go to M&T Bank stadium and have their way with the girlfriends of the footballers from CHC and Loyola.
Archbishop Curley guy: Hey, you sure kiss great, what number is your boyfriend.
NDP babe: He's number 72, the real big guy with the tiny weiner.