An incurable disease which hinders one’s ability to do anything productive in life. With origins stemming from Canajoharie, Ny,
people with this disease are usually found roaming the streets in a
zombie- like trance, complaining at Price Chopper, and melting down when they
don’t get what they want. Symptoms of Curley Sue Disease include delusions of grandeur, poor hygiene, the complete inability to tell the
truth, bad breath, the sudden appearance of curly hair, the sudden urge to get shitty haircuts, and reverting back to one’s two year old self when they don’t get what they want.