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cucumbering 

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.
A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.
cucumbering by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015

Cucumbering 

To get a cucumber and forcefully shove it up a hole on a humanoid and wiggle or rub in a up and down motion until it is very moist then licking it
I told the alien cucumbering was fun and he said he wants to try it

cucumbering 

1)He was cucumbering me while I was against the tree.
cucumbering by laura =) May 16, 2006

Pizza and cucumbering 

A complicated sex act with many steps. First, you shove a cucumber up a girls vagina, and then you let the juice drip onto a pizza. Then, you roll the pizza around the cucumber like it’s a burrito. 🌯 Finally, you eat it like a burrito and let the juices run down your chin and the girl licks them. 👅
Hey yo timsha do you wanna meet in the back room at dominos for a nice juicy session of pizza and cucumbering? I wanna shove that cucumber so far up there and it’s gonna make the pizza turn into a fucking wet towel.

Cucumberbund

When you are wearing dress attire, pop a boner, and have to hide it up in your cumberbund.
I was at the Oscars when Scarlett Johansson's tit popped out and I had to rock a cucumberbund.
Cucumberbund by saundrew February 24, 2013

cucumbering 

When a girl using a cucumber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cucumber.
Guy 1: Hey. See that half eaten cucumber over there?
Guy 2: Yeah. What about it?
Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that.
Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?!
Guy 1: You got it
Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad
cucumbering by Lee-bay April 13, 2009