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Coccasionally

The act of ingesting cocaine, blow, or yay on an occasional basis.
Panda is not an addict, because he only does coccasionally.
Coccasionally by PandatheBOSS November 29, 2011
A man who likes to watch his mother have sexual relations with someone while he watches and touches himself
Billy is a cuckson, he wanted me to be his bully.
Cuckson by Cuckson August 29, 2022
A white man who routinely films his wife having sex with black men and does not get any himself.

(Not to be confused with a "cuck asian")
Did you hear about Jim? His wife fucked about thirty black guys at once. Yeah man, he's such a cuckasian.
cuckasian by Papa Dwarf August 26, 2016
The Son of a Mother who gets banged by Men that aren't his Father.

Usually this occurs while he is playing video games in the room next door.
Typically the Man who smashes the Mother establishes dominance over son as well.

As you can imagine, this is a traumatic experience that can cause sleepless nights for the Cuckson.
Friend 1: Dude, is your Mom getting smashed right now??
Cuckson: She's having sex with her boyfriend, it's normal
Friend 2: HAHAHA while we are all here playing video games??
Friend 1: Bro, you are getting cucked
Friend 2: You're a CUCKSON
Cuckson by nodicnorites September 26, 2022

caucasion 

How dumb people (usually posting in online personals) spell "caucasian". Usually, white men or women trying to exclude nonwhites. The term is often misspelled because these people think it's unlikely that "asian" to be contained inside a term meaning "white people".
You....
between the ages 25-35. have a pic to share .. Have a job. Be caucasion.(NO forgein guys looking to get a greencard) And dont be some pervert looking to get his rocks off. (there is a section for you. its called casual encounters). Must have a good sense of humor and be able to make me laugh. and i am not asking for mr right now. so please spare me. ....
caucasion by corytz January 8, 2006

Cockasian 

A white guy who likes to screw asian girls. Think of cock as a verb ... he 'cocks' asians.
He is such a cockasian.
Cockasian by Vachon Man November 13, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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