by Vachon Man November 01, 2005
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A white person who sucks up to Asians. Examples - praising them for their philosophical and technological advancements, praising the coolness of their cartoons (anime), constant blabbering of how smart they are and how they're better than us at everything, trying to talk with an Asian accent, restricting a diet to only Asian quisine, having an obsessive need to learn every martial art on the planet, or such things. If they could, they'd suck an Asian's cock just to be like one.
Dude 1: Have you seen that Jackie Chan movie?
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome! I love all those Asian movies
Dude 1: They're alright...
Dude 2: They're the best! They kick the crap out of Americans
Dude 1: Huh? Are you saying they're better than us?
Dude 2: Heck yeah, bro
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Let's see, they got better looking women, better technology, better food, better stuff...
Dude 1: ...would you suck Jackie Chan's cock?
Dude 2: uhh... *thinks about it*
Dude 1: hahaha, you cock asian.
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome! I love all those Asian movies
Dude 1: They're alright...
Dude 2: They're the best! They kick the crap out of Americans
Dude 1: Huh? Are you saying they're better than us?
Dude 2: Heck yeah, bro
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Let's see, they got better looking women, better technology, better food, better stuff...
Dude 1: ...would you suck Jackie Chan's cock?
Dude 2: uhh... *thinks about it*
Dude 1: hahaha, you cock asian.
by Mark1816 May 15, 2007
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Sarah: That dude is always chillen with those skinny asian girls.
Shane: It's because he's a cockasian.
Shane: It's because he's a cockasian.
by bagabaga December 10, 2010
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a major racial slur (and maybe the only insulting one) towards all white people, mainly those who insult asians (orientals, indians, etc.)
cauc-asian
cock-asian
"cock/cauc" is short for this slur
cauc-asian
cock-asian
"cock/cauc" is short for this slur
white guy: i hate asians, they suck, thank god i'm not asian!
asian: shut up you cock asain! (he basically just said that the white guy IS an asian and also rides on cocks)MAJOR INSULT
EDITORS DO NOT DELETE THIS, BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE WHO READ THIS SHOULD KNOW IF THEY ARE BEING INSULTED WHEN THEY ARE CALLED THIS (i am not purposely insulting all white people, i hate those who insult asain people because of stereotypes)
asian: shut up you cock asain! (he basically just said that the white guy IS an asian and also rides on cocks)MAJOR INSULT
EDITORS DO NOT DELETE THIS, BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE WHO READ THIS SHOULD KNOW IF THEY ARE BEING INSULTED WHEN THEY ARE CALLED THIS (i am not purposely insulting all white people, i hate those who insult asain people because of stereotypes)
by ASIAN PRIDE!!! August 14, 2005
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n. A group of people, predominantly Caucasians, with cocks up their asses. These people take it upon themselves to sanitize everything to make it appropriate for public consumption. Ironically, these people turned out to be the most ignorant bigoted racists you will ever encounter.
Thank the Cockasians for diversity training, censorship, and all other forms of pretentious bullshit found in American society today.
by Verges March 24, 2004
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by madB March 12, 2003
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