Cthug

An American aboriginal person who spends most of their time being drunk and committing crimes. Usually a result of negligent parenting, self-perpetuated poverty and a general disregard for normal societal values (a.k.a. “The White Man’s Fault”). They are most often raised wild on Cthug Farms, but city-raised Cthugs are becoming increasingly common.
Destiny: Hey I heard your cousin’s in jail again.

Jade: Ya, the cops busted him driving a stolen SUV without a license, and he was drunk.

Destiny: Damn that’s like the third time this year already.

Jade: IKR? He’s such a Cthug! But that’s what you get when your momma’s always drunk and your dad says he’ll be right back and then skips town.

Destiny: You crazy sister? It’s the White Man’s fault!!

Jade: Ya ur right. Let’s go get a flat of Colt 45 and a 2-6.

Destiny: Can we hit the drugstore and get a pregnancy test too?

Jade: Again??? Those things are so damn expensive!

Destiny: Ya ur right. Fuck it! It’s a Tuesday afternoon, let’s party!!
by WalkingEagle June 07, 2019
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