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crystalling 

Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!
Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?

Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!
crystalling by Poway Guy May 22, 2018

Crystalling 

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.
What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Crystalling by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

crustillization 

The process of vomit drying up and becoming hard and crusty.
"Oh man, Jay can't hold his liquor for shit! He just puked all over the carpet"
"Quick, wipe it up before the crustillization starts"
crustillization by yurg November 17, 2007

crystallized 

"Messed up" from drinking too much.

When someone is way more drunk than the crowd or group he/she is with.

They have 'crystal eyes' (...shiny/wet from inebriation) ...probably won't remember anything the next day.
When she arrived, she was an hour late and already crystallized.
crystallized by laxuo June 29, 2011

crystalline 

/ˈkrɪst(ə)lʌɪn/

adjective

1.Of, like, or clear as crystal.
2.{Chemistry & Mineral} Having the structure and form of a crystal. (crystallinity)
Definition 1."He writes a crystalline prose." or "The glass is very crystalline."

Definition 2."A crystalline rock."
crystalline by S@ddy January 12, 2018

cryptillionaire 

Describes a person whose cryptocurrency holdings are equal or greater to that of a fiat million through conversion to the holders native currency
After successfully investing in Bitcoin she became a cryptillionaire.
cryptillionaire by Happy Hodler January 29, 2019