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Crystalritical

When a person is high on methamphetamine and is criticality

Up for more then a day or two , and is having a bad trip and is feeling some type of way
Be coolThe way you say things to cole Look he is crystalritical . He is tripping thinking we throwing subliminals at him
Crystalritical by Yankee510 November 24, 2017

Crystalites 

One of the best, if not the best ORAS NFE player of all time on Pokemon Showdown which is run by smogon. It is a commonly used term to reference other good players on PS.
Groot: Crystalites is so good, it's a shame he doesn't like SD Roselia
Crystalites by JetterThanU August 21, 2019

Chrystalla 

Chrystalla’s are stunning, love their makeup and are often really good at it. She loves her family and friends and tends to be quite crazy inside her friendship group. You can always talk to a Chrystalla about your problems, she may not always know what to do but she’ll listen :)
Chrystalla is beautiful
Chrystalla by Sunshiny11 March 22, 2018

Crystaljean

A gorgeous women with an even more beautiful heart that wears it on her sleeve. She deserves to be treated with the best intentions and care. She’ll love you and worship you like no other you give her your soul.
My gf’s crystaljean she’s a keeper.
Crystaljean by MizZzSweet June 19, 2021

crystalling 

Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!
Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?

Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!
crystalling by Poway Guy May 22, 2018

Crystalling 

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.
What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Crystalling by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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