(Verb) to shine a bright light in someone’s face, particularly the eyes, especially in a socially awkward and inappropriate manner.
by Mer bear February 19, 2024
Get the Cristilling mug.The act of ripping open a bag of crisps and licking out the salt and potato fragments in the corners.
Glowering, Reginald ripped open the near empty bag of salt-and-vinegar and performed an act of ecstatic crispillingus on it.
by Viktor Vee October 28, 2008
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Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!
Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?
Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!
Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!
by Poway Guy May 22, 2018
Get the crystalling mug.When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.
What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020
Get the Crystalling mug.A beautiful girl who is intelligent and very popular. Lots of people know here but she is also shy and does not talk to many but she's very outgoing and is adventurous
"Wow she's very beautiful"
"Yeah everyone knows her, she's Cristiline but she doesnt talk to just anybody"
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"Yeah everyone knows her, she's Cristiline but she doesnt talk to just anybody"
Booty
by Only true one June 11, 2017
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Cristal: I don't have any hoes, he just took me out to lunch, paid for my nails and drove me around.
Cristal: I don't have any hoes, he just took me out to lunch, paid for my nails and drove me around.
by lightupp February 13, 2015
Get the Cristaling mug.only the elect have the grace to bear his first name, its origins are ancient and refers to the omni precense of the knowledge of the Cristallin
by Azoorg November 21, 2021
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