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Crispillingus 

The act of ripping open a bag of crisps and licking out the salt and potato fragments in the corners.
Glowering, Reginald ripped open the near empty bag of salt-and-vinegar and performed an act of ecstatic crispillingus on it.
Crispillingus by Viktor Vee October 28, 2008

crystalling 

Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!
Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?

Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!
crystalling by Poway Guy May 22, 2018

Crystalling 

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.
What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Crystalling by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

cristiline 

A beautiful girl who is intelligent and very popular. Lots of people know here but she is also shy and does not talk to many but she's very outgoing and is adventurous
"Wow she's very beautiful"

"Yeah everyone knows her, she's Cristiline but she doesnt talk to just anybody"

Booty
cristiline by Only true one June 11, 2017

Cristaling 

The act of fronting about having hoes....even though you know you have all the hoes
Andrew: Cristal stop cristaling and just admit you have hoes
Cristal: I don't have any hoes, he just took me out to lunch, paid for my nails and drove me around.
Cristaling by lightupp February 13, 2015

Cristallin 

only the elect have the grace to bear his first name, its origins are ancient and refers to the omni precense of the knowledge of the Cristallin
Ohhh your name is Cristallin ? If yes I want to fuck you right now.
Cristallin by Azoorg November 21, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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