Masturbating while crying.
by MaxK January 30, 2008
Get the Cry bat mug.A cry or chant that is taken up in battle, usually right before one army/force charges the other. Battle cries are meant to stir up the hearts of soldiers, to inspire them and remind them what they're fighting for: their homes, their families, their people, their freedom, or their glory.
Sometimes a battle cry could be a meaningful phrase (i.e. "Andu-falah-dor", which means "Let balance be restored"), but other times it could be just an unintelligible, fearsome shout.
Sometimes a battle cry could be a meaningful phrase (i.e. "Andu-falah-dor", which means "Let balance be restored"), but other times it could be just an unintelligible, fearsome shout.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 9, 2017
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A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.
When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.
by Sox773 January 3, 2019
Get the butthole battle cry mug.A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.
When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.
by Sox773 January 3, 2019
Get the butthole battle cry mug.Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.
Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.
by Supersadface July 27, 2008
Get the crybate mug.The act of masturbation brought on by a sudden feeling of sadness. Crybating is commonly found after an unexpected breakup or divorce.
Aaron was pretty messed up after his breakup he is still crybating over her three weeks after she dumped him!
by Titanfan January 20, 2011
Get the crybating mug.Crybating is a sexual act perform by an individual, were one masterbates while crying and using their tears as lube.
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