Simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. Usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.
Michael: Hey, Matt, I hear you and your girlfriend aren't fucking anymore.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.
Matt: Ya, I'm gonna go home and crybate.
by Supersadface July 27, 2008
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(As in the case of NBA Miami Heats coach Erik Spoelstra when he told press that his players, which included Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh, cried in the locker room after a tough one point loss to the Chicago Bulls following a three game losing streak. Coach later acted surprised that his comments became the main topic of sports discussion, subsequently denying the crying incident. Spoelstra blamed reporters searching for sensationalism.)
(As in the case of NBA Miami Heats coach Erik Spoelstra when he told press that his players, which included Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh, cried in the locker room after a tough one point loss to the Chicago Bulls following a three game losing streak. Coach later acted surprised that his comments became the main topic of sports discussion, subsequently denying the crying incident. Spoelstra blamed reporters searching for sensationalism.)
Lebron whimpering: "Coach certainly took his talents to the School of Crygate."
Wade: "Don't worry honey, go back to bed"
Chris: "Well, at least he didn't mention our names... hey, quit hogging the blanket!"
Wade: "Don't worry honey, go back to bed"
Chris: "Well, at least he didn't mention our names... hey, quit hogging the blanket!"
by chongqingking March 25, 2011
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Aaron was pretty messed up after his breakup he is still crybating over her three weeks after she dumped him!
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Man did you see Dan today??
He had his own crygate after talking smack and then losing the game bad.. just like the Miami Heat.
He had his own crygate after talking smack and then losing the game bad.. just like the Miami Heat.
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