Masturbating while crying.
Oh, I'll just have to go home and have a cry bat.
a professional body builder who likes cheap vodka and hazing. A fan of the WNBA, Maxton holds season tickets to the L.A. Sparks and can be found having a cry bat in his hot tub in his free time. Maxton lives in a van down by the river.
"Hey, I'm Maxton. Hold my dick while I piss!"