Cruz-ifixion 

To fap using a phone, preferably to incest porn, and get caught by hitting a social media sharing button.

Steve: Do you know why Mike isn't coming to the party?
Dave: Dude, he committed Cruz-ifixion and now he doesn't want to be in public.

Cruz-ifixion by wontgetfined69 September 13, 2017

Crucifixion 

An ancient form of torture where the victim is tied (or in some cases nailed) to a wooden structure most traditionally shaped like a T.
The most famous depiction of this form of torture is the death of Jesus Christ.

The 5 sorrowful mystery of the Holy rosary is the Crucifixion and death of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Crucifixion by supertaco2000 July 30, 2015

crucifixion 

The act of placing a person on a wooden cross as a means of execution. The person would usually be tied to the cross, but sometimes if the Romans considered the person a really bad criminal they would nail the person to the cross. The person would linger for a time before dying from shock and exposure.

Crucifixion was practiced by the Romans as well as other cultures. It is considered one of the most brutal and painful ways to carry out an execution.

The execution of Jesus Christ by Rome.
The execution of Spartacus and his fellow rebels after an uprising.

crucifixion by jesster79 February 21, 2005

Oral Crucifixion

The act of punishing someone for saying something so sinful that a crucifix must be shoved into their mouth as though it were a huge black cock to prevent them from continuing.

"Yeah, Traci was talking about my grandma and I couldn't handle it anymore so I grabbed the cross and gave her a good old oral crucifixion"

Oral Crucifixion by StripperAstronaut July 3, 2017

Accidental Crucifixion 

The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross

Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.

Accidental Crucifixion by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019

testicular crucifixion 

Nailing one's scrotum to a small cross-like object.

Man, he boned my sister! Let's initiate some testicular crucifixion on his ass.

testicular crucifixion by Cryptic May 5, 2005

Goat Throat Crucifixion 

When you use an exercise band to hold someone’s head in place while they give you a blowjob

My girlfriend is into goat throat crucifixion.

Goat Throat Crucifixion by CJ142857 April 25, 2022