To fap using a phone, preferably to incest porn, and get caught by hitting a social media sharing button.
Steve: Do you know why Mike isn't coming to the party?
Dave: Dude, he committed Cruz-ifixion and now he doesn't want to be in public.
Dave: Dude, he committed Cruz-ifixion and now he doesn't want to be in public.
by wontgetfined69 September 13, 2017