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Being holey in distribution (like a crumpet) when talking about wind distribution or health.
Person 1: Shall we go sailing today?
Person 2: Nah... The wind's looking really crumpy!

Person 1: How are you feeling after last night?
Person 2: Pretty crumpy!!
Crumpy by Amandawhey November 29, 2012
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bust a crumpy

bust a crumpy by happyinfdl June 26, 2004
1. A person who is feeling a combination of crabby and grumpy.

2. A person that is irritable to the point that it is written all over there face and is expressed in there body language.

3. A person that feels annoyed at every little thing, due to being a irritable person.

4. A person feeling annoyed by stupid people.
J: Hows it going?
B: Real crumpy day today!
J: What do you mean by crumpy?
B: I mean getting annoyed by stupid people!
crumpy by mywickedfantasy April 25, 2010
A combination of crispy and crusty. Typically used to describe foods.
The food we ordered was cruspy!
Cruspy by cptnapalm January 9, 2008
Dirty and run-down; shabby; seedy; miserable or wretched.

Similar to the words crappy & crummy
I threw up when my stomach was feeling cruppy.
Cruppy by Dogbreath9000 December 27, 2008
a large, misshapen, hunk of human feces.
I have to take a crumpy...
crumpy by joey joe joe May 13, 2005
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