2 definition by Dogbreath9000

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Dirty and run-down; shabby; seedy; miserable or wretched.

Similar to the words crappy & crummy

I threw up when my stomach was feeling cruppy.

by Dogbreath9000 December 27, 2008

To hit or throw any undesirable or "crappy" object at another person. Combined from the English word 'poop' and the German word 'schlagen', which means to hit or beat something.

My brother keeps pooschlagging me with his dirty socks.

by Dogbreath9000 December 27, 2008

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