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Some in-between of crusty and crispy: used when describing a person or people (especially older)
Ew, look, that man is so cruspy!
Cruspy by PristineAlpha March 21, 2023
The term used for the consistency of some good weed. When you break up the buds it has a certain snap to it so that all the resin glands have melded into each other. Like breaking off a peice of the bud wouldn't crumble but stay together. Buds that have dried just right, so that it smokes evenly.
Dude, that bud was cruspy.
Break up some of that cruspy bud and lets get high.
cruspy by oly562 September 12, 2006
Something that is both Crispy and somehow also Creamy.
After we ate Crispy Duck, We tried some Cruspy Dick.
Cruspy by Leenyy July 19, 2019
Check your burrito it's gonna be CRUSPY.
CRUSPY by CByrdie July 12, 2025

Crusty cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
Crusty cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023

Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.
Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.
Crusty Balloon by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020
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