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Jackson Crutcher
Someone who only plays Minecraft, and when his girlfriend asks for sex he says no. “You have to play the craft to get the shaft.”
Jackson Crutcher by sniperTrudd May 10, 2018
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michael crutcher by Hey you girl October 12, 2017
Meta crutcher
Someone who crutches on whatever the current meta is in a video game. Whether it be op or ez to use weapons or vehicles.
What a meta crutcher using a T80BVM like the rest of the NPCs to get ez cheap kills requiring little to no skill.
Meta crutcher by Sol Goodman Su22 April 20, 2023
Credit-crutcher
An unskilled player in an FPS game that purchases pay-to-win items at low levels in order to get ahead. Typically, creditcrutchers are juveniles who utilized their mother/father's credit/debit card in order to purchase the items/buffs in question.
Credit-crutcher by yesmann September 23, 2025
Clutcher
(clutcher) One who holds a portable coffee cup or mug in public locations. Mostly seen at malls, flea markets, retail shops, grocery stores, rummage sales, soccer games, or strolling around various public locations. The (clutcher) has a higher rate of visibility during weekends and holidays and is more visible in affluent areas. Can be used to describe the holder of the vessel or the name can be used for the vessel itself.
Strolling around the outdoor mall we see (clutchers) enjoying themselves on their way out of the coffee shop to (clutch) their way through their day.
Custard Cruncher
BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".
Custard Cruncher by custard001 September 26, 2018
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.