A creepy young man who can't find a woman in real life so he creates multiple profiles on dating sites. This man has a high affinity towards white women who will put up with his crap. He hides behind the computer screen because his face is too ugly.
by cloud01 January 24, 2015
Get the crutcher mug.Someone who only plays Minecraft, and when his girlfriend asks for sex he says no. “You have to play the craft to get the shaft.”
by sniperTrudd May 10, 2018
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by Hey you girl October 12, 2017
Get the michael crutcher mug.Someone who crutches on whatever the current meta is in a video game. Whether it be op or ez to use weapons or vehicles.
What a meta crutcher using a T80BVM like the rest of the NPCs to get ez cheap kills requiring little to no skill.
by Sol Goodman Su22 April 20, 2023
Get the Meta crutcher mug.An unskilled player in an FPS game that purchases pay-to-win items at low levels in order to get ahead. Typically, creditcrutchers are juveniles who utilized their mother/father's credit/debit card in order to purchase the items/buffs in question.
by yesmann September 23, 2025
Get the Credit-crutcher mug.(clutcher) One who holds a portable coffee cup or mug in public locations. Mostly seen at malls, flea markets, retail shops, grocery stores, rummage sales, soccer games, or strolling around various public locations. The (clutcher) has a higher rate of visibility during weekends and holidays and is more visible in affluent areas. Can be used to describe the holder of the vessel or the name can be used for the vessel itself.
Strolling around the outdoor mall we see (clutchers) enjoying themselves on their way out of the coffee shop to (clutch) their way through their day.
by Johnny65 September 6, 2013
Get the Clutcher mug.BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".
by custard001 September 26, 2018
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